Walk Into School On The 1st Day Like..
one thing i love about college is that everyone is so exhausted that nobody judges anyone for sleeping anywhere like
just rest your eyes
we’re all in this together
you are safe here
it will be ok
This is by far the cutest college post I have ever seen
As a College Student, I can proudly say this is college nap law: you don’t judge or bother sleeping students
what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life
if i show you a picture on my phone, do not SWIPE. ain’t nobody tell you to take a motherfucking tour.
my favorite game is “shit i lost my phone in my blankets where the fuck did it go”
Difficulty level: Silent with no vibrate
GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
Me when I try to help during a group project
How not to pick up girls
This has the potential to seduce me.
If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class